This "schedule" can be found in the back of the Town Square Theater gift shop in the Magic Kingdom. Like many attractions in Walt Disney World, guests find themselves in a shop when exiting the Princess and Mickey Mouse character greetings. This schedule board is a great example of the attention-to-detail that can be found all around the Magic Kingdom. Most guests don't take the time to read something like this. However, while recently waiting for some guests who I was touring with, I enjoyed browsing it. I got a good chuckle, especially when reading the last line.